Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
