Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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