So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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