I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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