Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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