I accidentally had phone sex last night
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize