You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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