I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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