mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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