All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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