i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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