some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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