is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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