I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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