He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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