Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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