i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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