I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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