Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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