Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
