D3 body, D1 cock
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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