sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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