My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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