i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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