Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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