Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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