Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she told me i tasted like america
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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