Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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