I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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