can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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