What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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