i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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