I wish I only lived at night.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
17 year olds will be the death of me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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