porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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