we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She bit a glass in half.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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