I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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