I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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