I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You ruined the universe
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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