So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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