Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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