FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He better not be in your backpack
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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