this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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