i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Someone signed my nipple.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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