my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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