D3 body, D1 cock
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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