these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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