Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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