people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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