Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I would fuck him just for his dog
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