Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You're like the curious george of whores
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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