normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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