STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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