dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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